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God (sort of) of theoretically infinite omniscience & omnipotence, but these will vary according to the proximity of the Down Under bar on the Welly Road (Northampton) and in practise there may be an administrative charge. The Tapis is in the basement of the aforementioned bar, and Those In The Know feed him on finest quality lawn clippings deposited in a Qualcast lawnmower thingy that holds the grass. He often watches the telly. He sits on a carved ebony throne & there's a nice oriental carpet in said basement. You can put excess sausages & the like from barbies back on the grill and sort of offer up a burnt offering. The Tapis will let you know telepathically if he was too knackered to achieve the boon that you requested.
The Tapis enjoyed Emmerdale.
Tapis by Tapis July 20, 2006
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beautiful, smart, cute, passionate, and caring girl that has a punk rocker-ish style. kind of shy but in a sexy way. gets all the guys. Hot body, and great in bed. ;) usually has really cool colored hair that looks nice.
Talissa is everything goals
talissa by amirelkarou69 June 29, 2016
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Tapis Tapish tapist tapista Tapistrate Talisa talisha Taisia tabish Taisei

Tamis mu 

Compliment you receive after doing something good or for being a nice person.
Rhimma: (gives food to Xavier)
Xavier: Salamat! Tamis mu Rhimma!
Tamis mu by awitsayo May 26, 2022
Very ambitious, positive vibes,wants to be a whole cake and a cherry on the top at the same time,tries to be an extroverted person,shy at first but very friendly,gives the best advice,at times lazy but gets the work done,has the best choice at everything,very unique personality,
Tanisha by Phoebe hannign September 30, 2020
Tanise is usually shy but a great listener she is usually right about advice people don't listen to her but they will eventually she has a lot of things she wants to say but tries to stay nice instead, she is really silly and crazy sometimes so crazy when she's stressed and she always looks for the bigger picture in life she is cute and pretty but some times doubts if she is but over all is a great friend.
Tanise is soo goofy

But we love her.
Tanise by Anonymous 04 April 14, 2017

Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.
"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"
Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014
She is a awesome girl. Very kind and will capture your attention in seconds. She has a very outgoing attitude and has a lot of crazyhappy friendsshe herself is. No matter what if you start to love her you can't go back ever.She's smart, loyal, and will lend a shoulder to cry and help you at all times and will never disregard you.
he:who is she? shes awesome. i love her..
she:oh that's tanisha
Tanisha by seAPlank May 1, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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