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God (sort of) of theoretically infinite omniscience & omnipotence, but these will vary according to the proximity of the Down Under bar on the Welly Road (Northampton) and in practise there may be an administrative charge. The Tapis is in the basement of the aforementioned bar, and Those In The Know feed him on finest quality lawn clippings deposited in a Qualcast lawnmower thingy that holds the grass. He often watches the telly. He sits on a carved ebony throne & there's a nice oriental carpet in said basement. You can put excess sausages & the like from barbies back on the grill and sort of offer up a burnt offering. The Tapis will let you know telepathically if he was too knackered to achieve the boon that you requested.
The Tapis enjoyed Emmerdale.
by Tapis July 20, 2006
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Funny some of the time, gets in beef a lot but doesn’t want it , wants to make people laugh and is loyal to friends , easily trusted to keep secrets and is there when you’re down
Tapi is my m8 and can be funny at times but can be so annoying but isn’t everyone
by UrbanJackal May 24, 2018
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