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The act of using a strong tape in order to increase the tensile strength of small animals (hamsters and other rodents principally) in order to be able to have sexual intercourse with them without bursting them (and desturbing the sexual experience).
That Bulgarian was so well hung, that it was a good thing he'd been taping that hamster or else it would've gone splash!
taping by Leif Clemens December 9, 2008
you taping fam
Taping by bhgjgkuhgygki October 26, 2018
When teachers lock children in their rooms by "taping" their doors shut.
omg are they taping us right now?! -Camino 2019
taping by mailereid June 24, 2019
fixing something in a way that would usually be seen as weird. meanwhile still working in ways
-so then i tried to fix it by joking about it and it somehow worked
-taping the whole situation up, i see
-pretty much
taping by egocer January 11, 2024

taping the gerbil 

v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.

2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.
"Damn, Gina, it really seems like Richard Gere was up last night taping the gerbil."
taping the gerbil by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006

Taping A Morman 

To Tap A Morman. or to just get through that morman underware. can also be shortened to TAM
ME: Dude i hear you were taping a morman.
Andy: ya i taped a morman. the underware was a little hard to get through.