tamponade

When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.

I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.

by matt 6 May 30, 2019

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tampontrepreneur

A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.

Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.

I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!

by PiePatrol November 18, 2010

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Tamponed

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

by shocksystem May 23, 2011

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Tampongate

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.

Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

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