tamponade

When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.

I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.

tamponade by matt 6 May 30, 2019

tampontrepreneur 

A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.

Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.

I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!

tampontrepreneur by PiePatrol November 18, 2010

Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

Tampongate 

A now widely understood cultural reference used to describe the initially private phone conversation that became suddenly widely public and therefore humiliating between Charles and Camilla sometime around 1993 when he became wistful and horny and confided to her that he wished he could be a tampon so he might spend lengthy stints of time being inside of her.

Tampongate is definitely both a hilarious and squirm-inducing moment in British history that nobody who was at least ten at the time is likely to forget.

Tampongate by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

TamponSexual 

a female whomst recieves pleasure during a tampon change.

omg amber. you actually fucked yourself with a tampon. "yes callum i did >w<"
wow. your tamponsexual

TamponSexual by Mullac James July 19, 2018

tamponed 

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

tamponed by Densa January 18, 2007

Tamponathon 

When you're boyfriend or spouse wants to get lucky and round the bases but you tell him the only thing going down their is tampons

Dude: "So Ashley you think its time"
Ashley: "Not right not im having a tamponathon maybe next weekend"
Dude: FML :(

Tamponathon by A.K 1992 February 14, 2012