2 definitions by PiePatrol
The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.
Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
by PiePatrol November 8, 2010
A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.
Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.
I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!
I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!
by PiePatrol November 16, 2010