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Being in the best place at the worst possible time.
My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...
by shocksystem April 29, 2011
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.
Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!
by Densa January 16, 2007
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When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.
I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!
by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016
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A skating term when a skateboard vertically makes contact with the skaters privates.
Skater1: Oh yea, i can do a kickflip.
(runs to try)
by janett July 06, 2005
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