A breed of human made of pure amazingness. Seeing, hearing, tasting, touching, smelling any sort of Tamlyn-
like thing with cause a severe
brain implosion. The only way to combat the
awesomeness of a Tamlyn is with shitty Rage Against the Machine music, though in most cases it only angers the Tamlyn and does not stop it. To placate a Tamlyn you must feed it delicious food and hand over all valuables.