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Tam is an extremely kind, deep thinking friend. She is stronger than she looks and rarely cries in front of others. She can talk, type, and write at amazing speeds, and always has something to say. She is someone who appears very reserved until you get to know her but once you are close with her, she will open up a lot. She is a great listener who doesn't think that talking behind someone's back is a crime. Tam can also write a story in close to no time flat. Tam is an amazing tree climber. Tam is amazingly hot. She is also really reasonable when it comes to opinions and can see her own faults, but doesn't let that stop her.
Tam is my best friend.

Person: Hey, who's way up high in that tree?
Me: Oh, that's Tam.

Tam can carry like 7 conversations on at the same time and still have deep stuff to say.
by Teegan Sygabeth Shatzler July 05, 2013
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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extremely hot chick who is an animal in the sack and gives you a throbbing cock
"dude...i fucked tam..."
"dude"*high fives*
by micksterdidit April 09, 2009
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Magic Mushrooms, or shrooms, commonly used in the Chicagoland area
Chicago guy: wanna buy some tam?
New York guy: wtf is tam?
Chicago guy: shrooms dumbfuck everyone in chicago knows that
by fattymagee11 October 08, 2011
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Texas Academy of Math and Science is a program based in Denton, Tx that is comprised of 300+ social retards living in the same building. The program allows for nerds from around Texas to replace two years of high school with college courses. The world of TAMS is a ridiculous misinterpretation of the racial diversity in Texas, over 60% of TAMS is asian. As if this is not enough to separate TAMS from the real world,the program is also crawling with homosexuals, much more than to be considered normal, an eighth of class is openly gay. It seems that the college work-load has become too much strain for some, as the black population at TAMS has been confused to belive they are white, while the indian population seems to look in the mirror and see a brutha staring back. The program is complete with restring and unnecessary rules such as : curfew, visitation hours for the opposition sex, quiet hours to faciliate studying, PDA restrictions (not that it matters with the degree of ugly at TAMS), and other such bullshit...
Hey man what you up to?

I have just graduated from TAMS in which i threw what could have been the two most fun years of my life away to gain a couple more hours of college credit. Now to embark back into the real world which is a complete polar opposite to the ridiculous world i was shielded in during my tenure at TAMS! But at least i will be a millionaire, not that it matters since i don't know what fun is .

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hey man, did you get some play last night?

yeah man! i got some tams pussy!

TAMS pussy? why didn't you just save yourself the trouble and stick your dick in a meat grinder!
by tams effin ter August 03, 2006
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Texas Asylum for the Mentally Screwed
one of my gal pals, Grace Chung, goes to TAMS suffers from the stench of the mentally screwed ppl every single day

me: "heyy you"
by Aceplaya December 03, 2005
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