Tambles 

in a terrible, shattered state of being

The step-up of shambles

The Southern portion of the United States after the American Civil War was in tambles.

Tambles by APUSHNERD January 7, 2010

How the turn tables 

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.

David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables

How the turn tables by imveryveryshort October 21, 2019

turning tables 

to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.

turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.

turning tables by bagherzadeh June 3, 2020

Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

Tablespoon Titties by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Turn the tables 

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.

Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!

Turn the tables by alexculli September 23, 2011

Thats what tables are for

An alternitave to thats what she said, often used to point out when something sounds sexual and wrong.

Person 1: I really want to ride it...
Person 2: THATS WHAT TABLES ARE FOR!

Thats what tables are for by jellopool June 23, 2010