1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation
Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!
by Ryan May 7, 2004
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Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed
by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015
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A dick,penis,cock,wang,thingy,wiener,ect. A nickname for a penis
I wanna fuck your beautiful Hot dog flavored tally whacker
by 1337lordofmaximumpwnage January 18, 2009
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No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.
by TheRealMoby February 12, 2019
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