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Incoming

an exclamatory word shouted when an onslaught of semen is imminent
Incoming! Hide behind the semen shield
by Cdawg184 March 4, 2008
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Incoming Stoner

A person who is likely to become a stoner
Dude Bob is a incoming stoner, he keeps talking about weed
by Stoner47 August 29, 2010
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incoming salvo

Being in receipt of verbal assault, probably without the ability to reply to or defend one's self against.
Girlfriend: "Hey babe! We missed you at dinner last night... did you have to work late?"
Boyfriend: "Naw, spent it eating Thai in bed with your sister."
*Brace for incoming salvo*
by teh_infidel July 23, 2016
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stitch incoming

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).
It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.
by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023
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Wave incoming

When your a chick you save wave incoming and it correlates to ur pussy being wet or ur pussy being wet because you get turned on
Walks past a hot guy or thinks about a hot guy

Wave incoming
by Asianchick909 August 20, 2021
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incomingpackageitus

The illness that you become over come with when you are expecting a package. Symptoms include : Checking order tracking several times an hour, the inability to concentrate when you hear a large truck approaching, mood swings, day dreaming, and nervous pacing.
have you seen mat today?

No, he called out with a bad case of incomingpackageitus.
by Matanial. November 22, 2010
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Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.
Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<
by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010
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