taliwacker

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

by ghoof April 28, 2006

taliwacker

A penis that slightly resembles a big, fat, juicy sausage.

He wacked his taliwacker.

by Talia (aka Taliwacker) March 13, 2008

tuggin the taliwacker

Jackin off, beatin your meat, clearing the pipe. Masturbation

Dude1: Wheres Steve?
Dude2: He's got a hot date tonight so he's probably in the back Tuggin the taliwacker

by steelrunner83 February 13, 2010

Taliwhacked

Ambushed my the Taliban, comes from the term "Bushwhacked" meaning ambushed. Hence Taliwhacked is a situation where the Taliban ambush a person or persons. Used in military slang.

Yeah we where taliwhacked, we took incoming from all sides.

by Piglet Brave October 21, 2010

Taliwacked

Where a person has been dick slapped.

My pimp taliwacked me today for being a naughty boy.

by Chance Pseudo March 30, 2010

Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

talywhacker

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

by John Gaskell October 2, 2003