taiterd

To be drunk off your ass.

I got so fucking taiterd last night.

by Joe Mother Fuckin Anderson March 11, 2007

Taterdick

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

by taterdick February 2, 2010

Tatterday

(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.

Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."

by dinogirl143 April 10, 2010

taiter

a girl thats gone out with most guys in your crew, she isn't really a slut because she has long term relationships with these guys. but she's still premiscuous in a sense. think of playing hot potatoe with a group of your friends and she's he potatoe.

X: I heard you broke up with "O", she seeing anyone?
Y: Yeah man we did, I heard she's going out with "Z"!
X: What "Z" our boy "Z", man that chick is such a taiter!

by Mr. Miseree December 20, 2010

tatterdemalion

A ragamuffin, or street urchin. One wearing ragged clothes.

by paljoey October 3, 2003

Taited

When you tell everyone you’re fine at 9am after your 4th gram but really you’re not.

He said he was ok but gong by that photo, he’s taited.

by Boomz123 June 5, 2020

taited

Where teaching becomes so bad you have to learn everything before the exam yourself.

John: oh I cannot remember anything from my computer class.
James: you got taited.

by boobapotomus May 30, 2010