Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010

tetherdick 

1. A game in which the lady will flop a flaccid penis back and forth between her hands or between the man's legs. The man can be awake or asleep while such a sport is being played. The game is played until the man has gotten an erection and sound effects are encouraged.

Last night after I passed out, Kay started to play tetherdick while telling me to stop snoring. Eventually I stopped and struck rigor mortise.

tetherdick by chou chou January 5, 2008

taverick 

A guy name. This guy probably owns cats. They can practically control the weather. Typically pretty Introverted but still speaks his mind. Is a great friend that you can always talk to

Taverick please make it snow tomorrow! Taverick is such a cool name.

taverick by Big Seal B) December 17, 2021

toasterdick 

A person so terrible, awful, and inhuman that their penis can be compared to a toaster.

Person: God, Brian is such a

toasterdick.
Person2: Woah man! That's too far!

toasterdick by Shot_Macker July 11, 2016

Tatersack 

Another name for a man's testicles/ball bag.

Jimmy got kicked in the tatersack.

Tatersack by baef April 7, 2011

Tardick 

Tardick- (tär-dĭc) Adj, Noun

1. Incapable of successfully utilizing time in any useful calibre.

2. Extreme procrastination.

3. Wasting valuable time.

4. Usually equated to pissing someone off.

Stop your tardickin', we have a deadline to meet!

That tardick... All he does is sit around, smoke, and collect unemployment. What a waste of life.

Instead of just tardicking around on your day off. Why don't you make yourself useful and clean up this mess!

Tardick by Dexmeister June 12, 2010

taverick 

Probably a Redditer, Has a pretty good sense of humor. They’re the type of person that you can stay up all night talking to and not get bored. Often has existential thoughts and mid life crisists even though they are young

Did you see that meme Taverick Showed us? It’s super relatable!

taverick by Big Seal B) November 22, 2021