tayterd 

to get really shit faced, or also can be used for an inatimate object, but mostly meaning messed up, bein drunk

"damn your tayterd"
"tater time"
"damn mike ur car is tayterd"-sry mike calkins
"im tayterd"

tayterd by bryan adams June 27, 2007

tayterd 

to be drunk,,,,or overly messed up not to use in example of sayin somethin about someones actions...

" you are tayterd"
-car crash " your car is tayterd"
"britneys hair got tayterd"

tayterd by bryan adams June 28, 2007

Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010

Tatterday 

(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.

Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."

Tatterday by dinogirl143 April 10, 2010

tatterdemalion

A ragamuffin, or street urchin. One wearing ragged clothes.

tatterdemalion by paljoey October 3, 2003

tayters 

Freezing Cold Weather. Normally native to Manchester and surrounding areas.

"Oh my God. It's fucking Tayters!"

"Put the heating on Ann, it's tayters in here!"

tayters by kgx! December 20, 2008

taiterd 

To be drunk off your ass.

I got so fucking taiterd last night.

taiterd by Joe Mother Fuckin Anderson March 11, 2007