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When you tell everyone you’re fine at 9am after your 4th gram but really you’re not.
He said he was ok but gong by that photo, he’s taited.
Taited by Boomz123 June 5, 2020
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Where teaching becomes so bad you have to learn everything before the exam yourself.
John: oh I cannot remember anything from my computer class.
James: you got taited.
taited by boobapotomus May 30, 2010
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A pretty, classy girl who likes to have fun with friends and is not afraid to live on the wild side. She is very nice and unique. She dresses in a style that's classy but casual and can do much better then a mean ginger.
"Do you know Taite?"
"Yeah! Don't mess with her! she'll use crazy mind games on you cuz shes so smart!"
Taite by the keeks August 1, 2012

tainted surface 

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
Ultimate bliss... great feeling of uphoria... usually acheived through the use of yoga, meditation, or thc and other drugs.
An extreme high.
Billy had a great sense of taiyed.
taiyed by Pseudonym? September 29, 2006

tainted love 

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.
once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...
tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004

Nine Tailed Fox 

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto
P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."
Nine Tailed Fox by Photon lol September 4, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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