Taited

When you tell everyone you’re fine at 9am after your 4th gram but really you’re not.

He said he was ok but gong by that photo, he’s taited.

by Boomz123 June 5, 2020

taited

Where teaching becomes so bad you have to learn everything before the exam yourself.

John: oh I cannot remember anything from my computer class.
James: you got taited.

by boobapotomus May 30, 2010

Taite

A pretty, classy girl who likes to have fun with friends and is not afraid to live on the wild side. She is very nice and unique. She dresses in a style that's classy but casual and can do much better then a mean ginger.

"Do you know Taite?"
"Yeah! Don't mess with her! she'll use crazy mind games on you cuz shes so smart!"

by the keeks August 1, 2012

tainted surface

The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.

Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface

by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014

taiyed

Ultimate bliss... great feeling of uphoria... usually acheived through the use of yoga, meditation, or thc and other drugs.
An extreme high.

Billy had a great sense of taiyed.

by Pseudonym? September 29, 2006

tainted love

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

by i am a lover June 26, 2004

Nine Tailed Fox

Either the Japanese myth, Epsilon-11 maybe even Naruto

P1: "Have you herd of Nine Tailed Fox my guy?"
P2: "SCP, the myth, or Naruto?"
P1: "Uhhhhhhhh....."

by Photon lol September 4, 2019