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Tatterday 

(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.
Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."
Tatterday by dinogirl143 April 10, 2010
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Matterday 

<noun> - Day of men, metal, and beer.
Behold the greatness that is... Matterday.
Matterday by joseph_maine December 16, 2008

tattuesday

a term used to celebrate the receiving or administering of a tattoo on a tuesday
i cant wait to start getting my half sleeve inked on tattuesday!
tattuesday by inked808 May 26, 2011

Taturday 

How French Canadians pronounce the word Saturday when speaking English.
Jacque: Hey guys you want to go drinking wit me dis Taturday nite.
Taturday by Aristarkus January 13, 2009

Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010

tatterdemalion

A ragamuffin, or street urchin. One wearing ragged clothes.
tatterdemalion by paljoey October 3, 2003
A tattoo shop which is run unethically, using shoddy or unclean practices.
Glenda's visit to the local tattery gave her a nasty case of hepatitis.
tattery by four_stave_score March 7, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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