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Keyboard Tapper
An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning
Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021
Perfect Double-Tapered Shit
a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019
Double Taper
Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009
TARPer
Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?
Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode
Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode
TARPer by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021
Tapernyeka
anything having to do with the hallucinogenic drug salvia, can also be used as a replacement for trippy or anything relating to hallucinations in general.
That's so tapernyeka
Tapernyeka by Detognaphone December 21, 2010
tard tapper
Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.
tard tapper by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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