TARPer

A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.

Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode

by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

Tarper

A tarper is someone who puts out a large tarp or sheet at a concert to sit on, often taking up too much space. Some assholes use them to save way too much space for their friends.

I laughed when that tarper slipped and fell on their own tarp.

by DevonGates February 20, 2020

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Targer

Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.

Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.

-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.

by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014

Tarter sauce cup

A belly button waiting to be filled with cum

Mind if I make a deposit in your tarter sauce cup girl ?

by magoo3 February 21, 2018

Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

by JBest in show January 6, 2009