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Noun. Tongs or forceps used to hold gauze and coagulant agents in medical procedures.

Scalpel... tongs... talper, stat!

talper by Jack B Shepard December 24, 2008

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talper

Noun. Tongs or forceps used to hold gauze and coagulant agents in medical procedures.

Scalpel... tongs... talper, stat!

talper by Dr. J. Chambers May 3, 2007

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side talker

a person who stands 45 degrees to you when they talk to you

Do you notice that host on Dancing With The Stars always stands sideways when he talks? Yeah, he's one of those side talkers.

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so talker

A person who starts a sentence with the word "so"

She always says "so" before everything she says.
Yeah she's one of those so talkers.

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Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

Keyboard Tapper by mangled August 9, 2021

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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

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Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends

I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper

Double Taper by JBest in show January 6, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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