Tainticle

The area on scrotum that is between the cock and balls, similar in nature the the taint, but much smaller.

My tainticle seems to be the sweatiest part of my balls. It's got it's own microclimate in there!

by Shadodeon May 28, 2017

Twisticle

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.

Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.

by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

taintle

a skin flap found between a woman's vagina & her asshole, namely, on her taint. gives the appearance of a tail, or a tiny penis...
taint + tail = taintle.

"Dude, i slept with this chick last weekend, and she had a wicked taintle! does that make me gay?"

by LAWWWWLLL February 4, 2009

Tarticle

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily

katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.

by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009

Tenticle Rape Insurance

Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.

Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.

"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."

by TimPestilence July 25, 2009