Taintsicles

When doing an outdoor activity during the winter months, the loins begin to sweat. The dynamic duo then creates a “taintsicle”.

Dude, we have practice outside today? I’ll get ready to pick my taintsicles.

by Koz Daddy October 18, 2020

taintcicles

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint

-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles

by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

titsicles

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

tittsicles

cold titties!!! Yea when a girls boobs/tits are cold in the winter

That girl was bangin so I brought her home and we got it on, but she had tittsicles

by 2G0A8B9E5 October 1, 2007

Tainticle

The area on scrotum that is between the cock and balls, similar in nature the the taint, but much smaller.

My tainticle seems to be the sweatiest part of my balls. It's got it's own microclimate in there!

by Shadodeon May 28, 2017