Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 18, 2010

Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

by Tracey September 13, 2003

Tadger

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

by leanne November 20, 2003

Tadger

a small penis. Syn: prick
Ant: throbbing python of love, heat-seeking moisture missile, third leg

How could John expect to please a woman with that tiny tadger?

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

tadger

A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".

by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008

tadger

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

tadgers

slang word for boobies

ashley - fuck! i ran down the stairs and almost killed masell wae ma tadgers!

me - D:

by yer da October 18, 2007