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tacout by tacocraver123 July 1, 2017
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Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

TapouT Bitch 

Small, weak or otherwise insufficient human beings who wear excessive amounts of TapouT clothing in order to appear tough. Could also be described as a "walking billboard for TapouT." This does not refer to TapouT fans or fight fans who only own 1 or 2 TapouT items.
Person 1: That guy must be a tough fighter because he's dressed head-to-toe in TapouT gear.

Person 2: No, that's just a TapouT Bitch!
TapouT Bitch by TitsMagee10248 January 6, 2009

Extra Smedium Tapout shirt 

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.
Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!
TAPOUT is a brand of clothing worn By "Bros" And "Douche bags". The main purpose of wearing Tapout Clothing is to distinguish "Douche Bags and Bros" from the normal populous.

Those who Wear this brand of clothing can also be found driving large trucks that there parents have purchased for them.These trucks usually have enormous tires, and suspension, yet have never been "off Road". Another feature is the addition of a large Sticker with the "TAPOUT" logo on the back windshield, Which is used to locate the vehicle in a crowded mall parking lot.A set of Chrome "testicles" may be seen hanging from the tow bar as well.These testicles are the only known Reproductive organ known for those wearing the TAPOUT brand.

Those wearing "TAPOUT" clothing should be avoided at all cost. It has been said that contact with an individual wearing "TAPOUT" clothing can result in irrational rage,Bodily injury, loss of IQ points, Herpes, and gutter mouth. The use of the word"Glammis" "fuck" and "bro" has been recorded as common lingo with Individuals wearing this brand. Please use extreme Caution!
Douche:"Hey bro, You gonna be going to Glammis this weekend?"
BRO: "Hell yeah Bro, I just purchased some new TAPOUT Clothing from the mall, and momz just made my truck payment, Fuck yeah bro"
TAPOUT by Zombierot July 10, 2010

tacotosis 

She has a serious case of tacotosis, be sure to finger test first.
tacotosis by imaxiowa March 28, 2009

Tacotaconess 

The state of tacos that are like no other tacos. Tacos that are undeniable amazing tacos that can’t be passed up.
That girl is so tacotaconess
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