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weeby as ALL FUCK they spend most of their time at home watching anime/reading manga most if not all the games they own are anime related in some sort of way. aside from being a weeb they are mostly into sports and music and would often join teams/bands to show their skills. Tablans are also team players and are very nice people in general
cleon: yo you think tablan gonna hang at the mall today?
bolcic: nah he probably gonna watch anime at home
tablan by Za_Cleo June 18, 2019
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Taylan (the girl)

Once you let her in your life it's hard to forget her. Taylan is a very smart love able and extremely attractive. She is very athletic and good at almost every sport she plays. She has a great sense of style and taste in music sometimes she wears things only she herself can pull off. Taylan is very wild and a risk taker but she also gives great advice. Taylan is the type of friend you want to always have around she will stand by your side at all times and pick you up when you are down.
I met this fine and beautiful girl at the mall yesterday and I am positive that she is a Taylan (the girl).
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Founded in 2018, Tabania is already much better and more trustworthy than other e-commerce companies. They also treat their employees well.
I can order anything from tabania, last minute, and still have it delivered on time, in perfect condition.
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Taylan is funny and witty and you couldn't ask for a better friend. He'll stick by you, always make you smile, and won't abandon you. You can tell how much he likes when he can make others happy. He's really good looking and has great taste in music. He's naturally good at sports, especially lacrosse, and is really fast. He remembers inside jokes and details about you and he's definitely not easy to forget. He's got a bit of a wild side and doesn't always follow the rules, but it only makes him more fun. Taylan is the kind of friend you keep for life. 💚
"I was sad the other day so I called Taylan and he made me laugh and feel a lot better"
Taylan by 13L13 December 2, 2013
Taylan have a very huge cock, One of The biggest in The world. Taylan is also a very cool Boy You can do a Lot of Jokes with him.
Girl: What's your Name?
Boy: Taylan.

Girl: Fuck me.
Taylan by Sabuah January 8, 2017
The Collective term of tablets. 1 or 2 tablet is tablet, but seven or 8 tablay, well thats tablay!
Michael Jacksons Doctor: I wanted to make more of them dollar dollar bills y'all so i proscribed him with the lucozade tablay!

David gest: Everybody was gettin high off Lucozade tablay at the time

Michael Jacksons Doctor: Lucozade tablay is a form of sweetay!

Random Black Guy: DAYAMN!
Tablay by Dave Gregory 1993 October 14, 2009
Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.
Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."
Taylan by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022
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