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Inflexiones de 'Tablanu' (adj): f: Tablanu33, mpl: tablanus, fpl: tablanu33

Tabla, nu
adj. y s. Persona incapaz de sentir placer o deseo sexual.
adj. poét. Incel:
el Tablanu ambiente de la noche invernal.
tablanusu ig buscar
Tablanu by xmlgrab February 14, 2022
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Tablature 

The coolest way to read and write music, numbers and fingers.
Gotta love it!
Write music with tablature or numbers for fingers rather than notes.
Tablature by G Roseland September 30, 2007

tablenuts 

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."
tablenuts by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Tablenuts 

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner
Dude, did you fuck "tablenuts" last night? She was toe-ing your balls like a champ at dinner.
Tablenuts by WellLo July 10, 2016

Tabanus Nippontucki 

a genus of horseflies
idk what a Tabanus Nippontucki is tbh

tablature 

Musical letters for weird musical types (esp. guitar). Used by people who depress others with their guitar playing in a large communal area by playing Jack Johnson ballads or Damien Rice derges.
Fred: "Life is bleak man, so i'm gonna play this depressing song i learned from tablature"
Ewan, looking depressed.
tablature by Jeffrey Douglas September 18, 2008

Nathaniel Tablanza

Ew it’s Nathaniel Tablanza
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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