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Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.

Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.

This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."

"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
by Nottalan April 29, 2005
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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a normal person who will most likely kick your ass if you talk shit about him but is really cool to get to know
don't mess with that kid he is a Talan
by adaptations May 05, 2009
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Talan is the most bad ass mother fucker in the world he is usually tall with curly blond hair And is good at football and basketball and will fuck your mom and kick your ass if you talk shit
Yo holy shit that’s Talan he kicked my ass in the parking lot I’m not gonna fuck with him
by The big cock 69420123456 October 22, 2019
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he is so hot, tan, smart, athletic, and overall one of the best guys you will ever meet. he loves his girlfriend and treats her so good. and listen to this he will make you melt bc his voice is perfect.
“talan is so hot”- all the girls

“yeah he is”-his gf
by shoutoutmybrother August 25, 2019
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usually a blonde short guy will beat your ass or fuck your bitch if you start something with him.
yeah, I got mad at Talan and he fucked my girlfriend.
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by Im A G Fam July 24, 2017
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