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A nasty skank slut whorebag with very large unattractive saggy tits. Occasionally she has to hold them up when she walks so that she doesn't step on them, even though if she step on them she still wouldn't feel it because the blood can't circulate that far in her body. Anyways she tends to get around to all of the boys and they like to fuck her. She lets them do their job and then lets them go. Her favorite is the shocker and all the boys in massena give it to her, mostly the boys way older than her that only want her because they know they can get some and have to show no affection otherwise. She goes for boys 16 and up but they are usually under 33. USUALLY. Some people refer to her not only as the town bicycle, but the town bus because she is soo big that many boys can ride her at the same time. You might not want to ride her though because you might get in a crash, I mean, she DOES get wasted just about every night. If you see her you may want a free ride but unless you want herpes, run and hide or plug your nose because you have never smelt tuna this strong.
Yeah t-hoe? I fucked her. TWICE. But she didn't recognize me the second time.
t-hoe by cate jiklopi October 23, 2007
When someone is clearly a thot, but you still want to appreciate how hot, badass, etc they are though.

A person who deserves praises, but there is still more to be desired
Damn, look at her over there. I got my girl, but she is still hot T-hoe.
T-hoe by Cross/Ant October 9, 2020
A person that is wearing an expensive designer outfit or clothing with the sales tags still attached in order to go back to a high end store and get their money back.
I saw a T-hoe tonight in a black sheer dress and that bitches sales rages on her dress her still attached!
T-Hoe by yo.men.like.it.white March 9, 2022

H.I.T(Hoe In Training) 

Defined but not limited to a young high school girl in between the age of 16 and 18, wears little or no clothes for attention, and makes friends with benefits.
Miley Cirrus The Olsen Twins Your 17 year old little sister booty shorts leggings party dresses H.I.T(Hoe In Training)

Ain't no hoe in my blood 

Opposite of "punk." Opposite of "coward." Tough as HELL, someone who can get kicked in the ass and still end up winning, by default;
Also a Battle Cry.
"They just pulled up ten deep! You ready to get jumped?"
"Let's go punk! Ain't no hoe in my blood!!"

"I came alone homie. Ain't no hoe in my blood!"

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe 

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

T-shirt Hoe

A person who deliberately under dresses for occasions so they can get close to men who already have spouses/girlfriends. The outfit is usually a t-shirt and jeans but can differ depending on the setting. In the workplace it can be the gray skirt suit set while at the PTA it can be the floral muumuu.
"Look at that muumuu wearing t-shirt hoe that is up on Carol's man again. He's married beyottch!"
"Hey Ms. t-shirt hoe! I can see you pushing up your boobs on my man again, get a bigger t-shirt next time."
T-shirt Hoe by anonymous December 1, 2020
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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