syphii 

The most stunning person to have ever lived!! Derived from the word syphilis. Its a way of describing one of your closest friends. Their laugh is contagious like a rash! They have the best personality, its too easy to talk to them and you have the funniest conversations. You’re usually crying from laughter when with them. They’re super talented at art and SPREAD creativity everywhere they go. You defo wanna catch their good vibes! The most real human you will ever come across, but unlike actual syphilis you won’t ever wanna get rid of them.

Bahhaha wtf syphii!

Love u syphii! You’re the best

SYPHII!! Hey

syphii by Fanny/Hannah Montana December 19, 2021

syphtillis 

A disease that is transmitted by restaurant employees who fail to wash their hands after using the restroom. This term could also apply to ordinary patrons who fail to wash their hands before returning their tables, possibly contaminating the door, the table, the salt and peppershakers, or other commonly handled surfaces.

Ew! Wash you hands to prevent the spread of syphtillis.

syphtillis by RecreationalPilot February 3, 2015

syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

syphilitic moron by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

Flying Turbo Syphilis by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Bong Syphilis 

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

Bong Syphilis by Sense21 February 23, 2007

Syphighonnaherpelaids 

Syphighonnaherpelaids is wicked venereal disease first described by pope puba in 2007. Its symptoms are nasty pus-filled wounds completely covering the genitalia. There is currently no cure, but pope puba is hard at work and close to discovering an ointment to put an end to the suffering of many dirty whores.

After having intercourse with a filthy prostitute, my cousin developed a scorching case of Syphighonnaherpelaids.

Syphighonnaherpelaids by Pope Puba the Great February 1, 2008

cyber syphilis 

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

cyber syphilis by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008