SPHIIT 

A Girl / Guy who has a big penis and is sexually attractive with her / her blonde and red hair.

Hey SPHIIT
Hey Frankey
Lets SPHIIT?
Okaayyy

SPHIIT by Frankeey September 7, 2007

Holy Shiite 

1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith

1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine

Holy Shiite by prague1 May 21, 2006

Shiitake Mushrooms 

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

Shiitake Mushrooms by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

Shiitake Mushroom by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Shiitake Mushrooms 

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

Shiitake Mushrooms by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Reverse Shiitake 

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

Reverse Shiitake by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

sphilter 

A shit-fart separator.

My cossey became red and inflamed when my sphilter failed to keep the shit in my ass.

sphilter by Kathy K Walker & Sarah Shogren October 14, 2008