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Holy Shiite
1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith
1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine
Holy Shiite by prague1 May 21, 2006
Related Words
SPHIIT • Shïït kïïd • Shiitake Mushrooms • Shiitake • shiite muslim • sphilter • sphits • schiits • shiit • shiitaked
Shiitake Mushrooms
When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."
Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"
Shiitake Mushrooms by Anonymous March 11, 2004
Shiitake Mushroom
When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.
I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!
Shiitake Mushroom by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009
Shiitake Mushrooms
Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*
Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...
Shiitake Mushrooms by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020
Reverse Shiitake
When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.
Reverse Shiitake by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009
sphilter
sphilter by Kathy K Walker & Sarah Shogren October 14, 2008
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