swort

a sound coming from one's mouth that sounds like a hybrid between a swallow and a snort. the sound is typically used to scratch's one's throat from the inside.

Dude, you hear him swort? He must be sick or just nasty.

swort by SmackFree December 4, 2012

swort

a guy who is having sex and then thinks of his mom half way through... then he notices hes having sex with his mom

dude your such a swort

swort by Poopingmadman June 5, 2017

short screen 

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

short screen by BWM January 23, 2008

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

short dog in a paper bag 

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017

short dog 

A half-pint of liquor, usually vodka.

Sammy had him a short dog every morning on his way to work.

short dog by timmerfee February 14, 2017