Swortz 

A person or group of people who are naturally amazing at everything they try. A Swortz will always be extremely attractive and have a personality that shines like a thousand suns. If you are lucky enough to get a Swortz as a friend or mate, never stop showering them with gifts. Swortzs can be tracked through history as the most beautiful and successful people.

That person is a total Swortz. Just look at them. Utter perfection.

Swortz by E-shortzy October 3, 2012

Sportz

A sarcastic form of the word "sports" in an ironic, yet, endearing way, mocking the genuine and sincere regard of Sports in general, as a concept.

With out blatantly "hating on" or "H8ting" "sports" -which would seem bitter or "angsty" coming from a repressed perspective. Using the word "Sportz" is a way for those who grew up not doing sports, nerds, geeks, art-kids, theater kids, dorks, and all other non-athletic persons to finally appreciate "sportz" in an indirect ironic way.

In the tradition of putting the letter "z" instead of "s" on the end of a word, which then makes it in the sarcastic form of the word ex. "guyz" or "gurlz" -- A misspelling in a pseudo-urban speak or spelling puts an ironic flair to the meaning.

"the humans are doing sportz today"

" the game is on" #sportz - if used on twitter

As in the portrayal of the use of the word "Sportz" in the Youtube video "We Like Sportz" by The Lonely Island produced by Andy Samberg

Sportz by Ben Phen February 7, 2010

Aaron Swartz 

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.

Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.

Aaron Swartz by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 12, 2013

Sportzigarette

German synonym for Joint/Spliff. A Cigarette with Marijuana or Hash.
Directly translated Sportzigarette means "Sport cigarette"

"Gib mir mal die Sportzigarette Alter" ->
"Pass the Joint Dude"

Sportzigarette by Kerl_Kerlsen December 24, 2008

sworted 

It means turning to the side or making a large turn.

*sworted to the side in dramatic affect*

sworted by Thatonedramaticperson March 4, 2021

Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.

I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.

Swartz Creek Academy by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019

Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.

"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"

Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008