Usually worn by a gay male after a extremely long night of anal rape, depending on the occasion the rape is proformed by 10 black men and one tiny mexican man with a 14 inch penis that he alone shoves down the mans throat while the rape is being conducted!!

Damn my ass hurts today im wearing my sworts

sworts by big daddy love September 12, 2013

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sports husband

Can also use particular sport, like baseball husband, soccer husband, etc. Is like work husband only refers to a sports figure for whom one has the hots.

Watching Tim Lincecum pitch makes me wet. He's my sports husband.

sports husband by Jools Julie April 22, 2011

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matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

matt from wii sports by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

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EA Sports

It's in the game. Now give us your money

EA Sports is bad for your mental health,seriously don't play their game

EA Sports by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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