short dog

A half-pint of liquor, usually vodka.

Sammy had him a short dog every morning on his way to work.

by timmerfee February 15, 2017

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

by timmerfee January 29, 2023

sugar blind

The loss if sight due to diabetes.

I knew she would go sugar blind. Her favorite meal was a mashed-potato sandwich.

by timmerfee September 21, 2021