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During foreplay, when a man takes off his pants and reveals his penis. The woman looks at it and decides to no longer continue forward due to the lack in size
"Hey Matt, I saw you take that drunk chick in your bedroom, did you rail her?"
"No, I swung it out and got swortzeled"
by Iwasntreadynooooo June 30, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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