swoonster
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SwoogStrat
A well defined and thought out strategy in any first run in a video game that will 95.99% of the time lead to a RIPRun.
OR
A deviation on a standard strategy during a speedrun that will most likely cause the player to reset.
OR
A deviation on a standard strategy during a speedrun that will most likely cause the player to reset.
SwoogStrat by Gherit_ November 6, 2016
Spoonster
A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.
Swooner
A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
Swooner by all things in time October 10, 2010
The Spooksters
A group of Washington, D.C. based persons, who are avid users of the schedule I controlled substance LSD (Lysergic Acid Dyethylamide)
Spooksters also use other substances such as MDMA, Oxycodone, Adderall, Vyvance, Xanax, Marijuana, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybin (Mushrooms) at their own discretion and personal preference.
Spooksters also use other substances such as MDMA, Oxycodone, Adderall, Vyvance, Xanax, Marijuana, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybin (Mushrooms) at their own discretion and personal preference.
The Spooksters by Spookster A February 28, 2018
swooter
Those tight polyester pants, combined with the 95% humidity, and jogging the marathon gave her a swooter.
swooter by rudy j snack May 23, 2007
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"