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Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.
Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"
by reaybe January 30, 2014
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Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman
I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!
by eleanore w October 18, 2010
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Sponsler

Brown-bagging outside of a bar or club in order to get drunk in a cheap and or efficient manner. Busch-light, four lokos, and any form of 40oz malt liquor are common items used during sponslering.
1. adj. Where is Joe?

He's outside drinking busch light.

God hes such a sponsler.

2. Verb. Where is Joe?
He's outside sponslering a 40.
by Grime Master December 18, 2010
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Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.
An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.
by Lambchops December 7, 2004
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Sportster

All-time best street bike ever built. Introduced by Harley Davidson in 1957 to combat the invading British Triumphs, Nortons and BSAs on the track and on the street. The best selling middleweight motorcycle in history.

Unique among Harleys, the Sportster engine and transmission are in one case, whereas the so-called Big Twins have a seperate transmission case. Pre 1986 Sportsters featured iron heads and are called (DUH!) Ironheads. '86 to present are the next generation Evolution, or Evo, Sportster and feature alloy heads and a 5-speed transmission. The most recent models feature rubber-mounted engines.

Sportster-based motorcycles have dominated flat-track racing since the late 1960s. Many early choppers and customs were built from Sportsters, as well as land speed record bikes.

Calling a Sportster a "girl's bike" or "Shortster" may result in a visit to a dentist.
Lots of Yuppie Softail wankers ignore the fact an 883 Sportster makes almost as many horses as their Evo Big Twin, but the Sporty is two hundred pounds lighter. No contest, Sportsters kick ass!
by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006
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spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.
We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.
by spoontard March 21, 2009
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spoonerflap

The area of the breast that rests on the owner's torso when in the standing position.
The doctor lifted the woman's spoonerflap and placed it on the mammography machine.

There is a video on YouTube called "Melons Crushing Melons" showing a woman crushing a watermelon with her breast by slamming her spoonerflap into it repeatedly.
by mikerspd October 1, 2009
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