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Shonkster 

Someone who does very dodgy things, rips you off, acts shonky in general, etc. A consistent shonkster is someone to be avoided, as being in their presence will most likely have bad implications for you.

Can be applied to anyone at all who shonks you over.
"Hey, I got charged way too much for this by that guy. What a shonkster."

"Hugh is becoming a major shonkster, I'd watch out."
Shonkster by DavRock June 5, 2009
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Showsterbate 

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower
At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.
Showsterbate by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009
A nickname used for the Irish name Shannon.
Hey, Shanster, are you coming over to study tonight?
Shanster by KL88 February 13, 2009

Shopster 

Person who shops for modern, hipster or exclusive products.
- I love buying exclusive stuff.
- You're a real shopster!
Shopster by Tom Fish September 28, 2014

Shmonster 

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.
Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.
Shmonster by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

shoyster 

Give him a good old shoyster Sam, that’ll show him!
shoyster by Sexy Saxman October 10, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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