A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
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Only way you can destroy it, is to stab its reflection during the Harvest Moon.
Only way you can destroy it, is to stab its reflection during the Harvest Moon.
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A person who hits on, flirts with, or generally acts interested in someone who is already actively being sought after in a romantic or sexual sense, drawing attention away from the original interested party to himself or herself.
A person who hits on, flirts with, or generally acts interested in someone who is already actively being sought after in a romantic or sexual sense, drawing attention away from the original interested party to himself or herself.
I was talking with this hottie at the party when a swooper interrupted our conversation and would not leave him alone for the rest of the evening.
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Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.
Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.
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