Swoomin'

V. i. to be amongst beautiful girls

ii. to be mackin
N. . Swoomers are single (or wish to be...)
ii. Swoomers don't talk, they just do
iii. Swoomers aren't made, they are born
iv. Swoomers don't approach, biddies flock
v. Swoomers don't seek attention, they just gain it.
vi. Swoomers drink top shelf
vii. Swoomers get yoked
viii. Swoomers are prepared for whatever awaits them
ix. Swoomers can say whatever, to whomever, whenever
x. Swoomers don’t play the game, they are the game
xi. Swoomers don't take NO for an answer
xii. Swoomers know things before they happen. They got that swoom sense
xiii. Swoomers demand excellence
xiv. Swoomers are show'ers and grow'ers
xv. Swoomers' swag switch is always ON

Dude was swoomin', we had no chance

Swoomin' by George B. Swoomin May 3, 2010

Swooping 

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.

Swooping by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012

swooping is bad

Used when someone doesn't take your warnning seriously or ignores your concerns.

M : you fear barbarians will swoop down upon you ?
A : yes. Swooping is bad !

swooping is bad by Madame de fer October 1, 2018

soomin 

A creative and artistic girl, very imaginative, and intelligent.

"Why am I not a good artist?"
"Because you're not a Soomin."

soomin by Miss Liv November 28, 2013

Swooning

The act of falling head over heals in love with someone.

I’m swooning over him, he’s so perfect in my eyes.

Swooning by kyry May 7, 2019

scooming 

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.

*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'

scooming by CarlJay May 1, 2018

swooning

Mental orgasm caused by overload of fabulousness

She was swooning as she looked through photos of superwholock crossovers, especially the ones with Jensen and the Doctor doing the duckface

swooning by shhhh_just_go_with_it April 28, 2015