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Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.
by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012
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Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
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In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.
by SwoopDoggyDog July 06, 2013
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1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack
"You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
"Yes... Swooping is bad..."
by Scherrlock February 19, 2017
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The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.
I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.
by Juciy jamba July 05, 2018
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A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and β€œdry orgasm.”
No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
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by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018
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A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015
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