Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.
by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012
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The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.
I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.
by Juciy jamba July 05, 2018
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1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack
"You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
"Yes... Swooping is bad..."
by Scherrlock February 19, 2017
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A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015
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When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.
Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.
by NEModels December 18, 2017
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The act of a judge interrupting the start of the match, after presentation, but before cards are drawn to acquire the decks of 2 players in order to perform a deck check.
Swooping is similar to pouncing, diving, preying, collecting, descending but not quite.
by Jalum Grifter January 14, 2014
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A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018
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