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spoogebag
Spoogemeister
A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.
Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019
corporate stooge
A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.
Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.
corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012
Got Swooped
When you fucked up so bad that YouTuber Swoop would make a multi hour long expose video dedicated to detailing your demise.
When the man made false accusations, doctored evidence, cosplayed a victim, victim blamed real victims, and then admitted he was inappropriately in group chats with minors was the moment he got Swooped.
Got Swooped by Dirty Hollywood August 18, 2023
swoove
swoove by Lady Feather January 29, 2016
swooce
verb: to gain access (usually forcefully) to an otherwise impossible to enter area. Accompanied by the verbalization of the word itself
Origins: English (American)
Origins: English (American)
swooce by Aye Aye, Matey January 1, 2012
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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