3 definition by Big Moop

Top Definition
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
by Big Moop September 14, 2008

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Noun: derogatory slang; a stupid bastard

Verb: to move about aimlessly with no real sense of purpose, perhaps due to stupidity or depression
Noun: Look at that big moop over there in his jorts. What a loser.

Verb: He's been mooping around ever since his jorts got stolen.
by Big Moop September 14, 2008

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a good time or anything that you think is really cool
I just went to JC Penney's and a new shipment of jorts came in! Man, that's swooge!
by Big Moop September 14, 2008

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