Skooge

A random old man in a picture that looks like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol.

Plural: Skoogey

1) Jimothy is a real Skooge.

2) Spare Skoogey ma’am?

Skooge by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018

skooge

the fall-guy
any type of ejaculation
a spill of any liquid
to screw up
the character on "invader zim" that everyone loved to hate

Dude, let's go pee in that guy's gas tank and let scott the deuche be the skooge.
Dude, you have skooge on your pants, nice.
Dude, I can't believe that you skooged SunKist on my white carpet.
Dude, I totally skooged that test.
I loved it when Skooge got eaten by the monster, it was the culmination of my life.

skooge by f0xh0und February 11, 2006

Skooge

An Idiot
Any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite
To messup
Invader Skoodge: A cheretor from Invader Zim that is fun to hate.

1.George W Bush is a complete skooge in every way.
2. Oops I Skooged
3.Glad I skooged.
4. I did not want to skooge.
5.Invader Skoodge is sooo so gay!

Skooge by griffin.windowsrocks.law804 February 22, 2011

skooge

a mispronunciation of a character from gears of war 2 that has come to mean :
1) any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
2) the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite

1)"WHAT THE GNAR!?!?!, you got skooge on my midterm essay you dick!!!"

2) "OmFg, I just skkoeged on that noob"

skooge by pnykolasse January 15, 2009

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.

Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.

corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012