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Swoofie - asinine fool
Wow man look at Nick J he’s such a swoofie
swoofie by Peqches November 5, 2018
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witty, charming online celeb who enjoys cars, video games, and is a bit of a fanboy when in the presence of female celebrities.
funny, xbox, disney, Swoozie
Swoozie by scififan May 29, 2013
A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.
TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie
Swolfie by ErikaCasaBlackout April 13, 2015

swoobies 

to have sweaty boobies
Using sun tan oil will make your ninnies look like swoobies.
swoobies by Wadeskie June 24, 2006
Taking a selfie while working out or doing a workout. A selfie while getting swoll
Im going to post a swolfie of how much weight I lifted.
swolfie by annieH58 January 13, 2014
I stopped following him because he asked me to send a snoofie
Snoofie by Barossababes July 28, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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