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witty, charming online celeb who enjoys cars, video games, and is a bit of a fanboy when in the presence of female celebrities.
funny, xbox, disney, Swoozie
by scififan May 18, 2013
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When someone lets out a fart that they've been holding in and a little poop slips out.
"I sneezed really hard and had a swoozie man where's the bathroom?"
by Basedmonkey March 15, 2015
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1 Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol.

2 Party harder than anyone around you.

3 To hook up with a dime

4 The combination of partying, drinking, and hooking up with one or more dime(s). See definition 4 of dime

5 Win multiple (3+) games of beerpong in a row.

6 Official nickname of Zachary from Marlboro. Also known as the "icon."
(1-4) I cant wait to get my swoozie on tonight.

(5) You see Zachary run those tables? Man, he got his swoozie on.

(6) Have you seen how big SwOoZie's package is?

by ZT HOLLA December 25, 2007
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(swoo - z) in any awkward situation or time of triumph this word is great paired with a hang-ten hand sign. can be a substitute for β€œlit”
*screams wrong answer out in class* β€œswoozie” *hang ten hands*

*makes the basket when throwing paper away* β€œwosh swoozie” *hand sign*
by chili-jilli March 28, 2019
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whore,easy,loves bjs,and making her boobs look bigger than they are.
Alexis Lazar is such a swoozie!
by Coke Cero April 08, 2009
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A very obvious fake storytime youtuber. He managed to sneak into a crowd that got is Disney world for free (as if) He got tackled down by two girls, and got ice rubbed over his chest (oh wow) and his friend's mom walked in before it became rape (how convenient) He got censored by Disney on the Mickey Mouse club show because he was frowning, arms crossed, shaking his head instead of dancing (sure you did, and im sure they censored you out with Mickey mouse like you said)
Swoozie"IMA TELL Y'ALL HOW I ALMOST GOT BACK INTO DISNEY BECAUSE A DISNEY EMPLOYEE GOT AHOLD OF ME AND LEFT MID E-MAIL CONVERSATION!!!"

Me"Any FUCKING PROOF?!?! SEEMS AWFULLY CONVENIENT YOU GET OUT OF THESE SITUATIONS LAST SECOND LIKE A CARTOON!!!"
by sans the skeleton July 28, 2018
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A Swoozie is a rare disease of a black man that has alot of hot chicks around him all the time.If u find a Swoozie trade lives with him
Yo that swoozie gettin laid tunajt
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by Artiloxian July 04, 2019
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