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Damn she got a stoofie
stoofie by mr bradley16 January 21, 2011
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A little guy who will steal all your hummus and throw his boogers at you. He also lies occasionally.
Wow that stoofie really loves greek food
Stoofie by anonymous December 30, 2023

Stoobied 

I was Just stoobied by that guy over there.
Stoobied by Too Kool Fo Skool May 10, 2010
The Tony Montana invincability you feel after using alchohol/drugs or making large sums of money.

Word derived from the greatest poker player Stu "The Kid' Ungar who died of an overdose in 1998.
"Check out the new fit ol' boy copped. Man that boy stays stooie!"

"I think I had enough shots for the night. I'm stooooie!"
stooie by Wes "Stone" Mathews November 2, 2006

stoolfie 

Sending a selfie while on the potty.
Mary Kyle often sends stoolfies to us when she is pooping at work.
stoolfie by Stacee2.0 September 12, 2015
Short for "stool pigeon" which means all of the below:

1. Someone that's a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.

2. Someone that's a rat or a snitch in any way.
Never trust a stoolie.
Stoolie by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 28, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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