SweeTarts

Sweetarts are sweet and tangy candies created by the genius Menlo F. Smith in 1962. When consumed, they produce a feeling of unparalleled happiness in the consumer. Now that sounds just like any other candy, but that's just not the case. SweeTarts are different because of the effects that they have on the mind and on the body. SweeTarts release larger amounts of dopamine, glutamate and serotonin (necessary chemicals for life, happiness, memory development, and sleep) than any other candies.

SweeTarts are better than any other type of candy

by TheZestyPepperoni July 7, 2021

sweetarts

A little known substance that when ingested produces hallucingenic effects with strong visuals and also produces a feeling of euphoria similar to ecstacy.

Those sweetarts fucked me up for like 16 hours and I only took 2.

by Chris Fabiano December 10, 2004

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

High School Sweethearts

A couple who sustained a relationship throughout and after high school and later on to marriage. These couples tend to be the strongest and happiest couples.

Brett: Wow Dylan and Tori have been together forever
Bretts Cat: Yeah that's because they are high school sweethearts!
Brett: Wow they look so happy.

by Chancepaige February 12, 2014

sweeterting

A cutee girl, someone's who very pretty and everyone loves

She's a sweeterting

by Sweeterting March 14, 2017

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009

sweetbits

A sweet or attractive person.

*girl walks by*
Guy: heeeey sweetbits! Le me holla at you!

by waddie_candy January 11, 2014