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sweatheart 

An unfortunate, but common misspelling of the word, "sweetheart".
{instant message conversation}

{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!

{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!
sweatheart by Telephony January 27, 2018
Related Words
Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.
Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.
smearhead by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

SwearBear 

A CareBear gone evil. Hobbies include smoking rollies, vandalizing property, and cussing your ass out.
My biggest fear is that in the middle of the night my CareBear will be transformed into a SwearBear.

Everest Spearhead 

When a male, preferably at a high-altitude, freezes his ejaculatory fluid into the shape of a spear. This spear is then used to stab his female partner, making a decent sized wound. The male then proceeds to have sex with the wound, as if it were a vagina. Medical assistance is often needed afterwards.
"Dude, did you hear about Amber? She's in the hospital!"
"Yeah man, she tried the Everest Spearhead, and it didn't agree with her"

"Man, I'm tired of vagina's"
"You should try the Everest Spearhead technique, it's so much better than a vagina!"

Skyarrhea 

That hideous mix of ice and rain when the temperature is between 31 and 33 degrees Fahrenheit, combined with a stiff Northern wind. It's as if mother nature is literally shitting on all of creation.
"Oh man, it's terrible outside. I've never seen skyarrhea like this before."

Sweatheart 

A person who's a good, sweet and loving person. However, this person sweats in a large quantity.
Usually a spelling mistake on "sweatheart"
Person 1: This girl I met is such a sweatheart!
Person 2: Wait, sweatheart? You're pronouncing it wrong-
Person 1: No like, this girl sweats a whole lot..