sniarrhea

sniarrhea when you sneeze and diarrhea on yourself (usally happens in a public place)

Damn I sniarrheaed when I was at the theater and it was VERY quiet but I just sat there because I didn't want to miss the movie so by the time I got up is was everywhere and almost dry

by Nilfnog May 2, 2009

Semiarrhea

a digestive condition in which your stool has a consistency and form similar to diarrhea, but not quite as runny. Like diarrhea, also known to cause frequent trips to the bathroom. Can come in the form of beer shits.

I really needed to be productive today, but I had a terrible case of semiarrhea.

by Marsupial54 April 24, 2009

Skyarrhea

That hideous mix of ice and rain when the temperature is between 31 and 33 degrees Fahrenheit, combined with a stiff Northern wind. It's as if mother nature is literally shitting on all of creation.

"Oh man, it's terrible outside. I've never seen skyarrhea like this before."

by Mandude the glorious April 12, 2008

shiarrea

When you think you have to shit a solid, but half of it explodes out your ass and splashes back up on you.

Dude, get the fuck out of the way, I am about to shiarrea everywhere!!!

by Margarita April 15, 2005

singarrhea

a serious disorder in which the victim sings his or her favorite song then immediately has the urge to defecate expelling massive amounts of diarrhea in any place readily available.

"today at breakfast I accidentally sang my favorite song and took a shit on my sisters fruit loops, damn singarrhea."

"because of singarrhea my fish is dead."

by lmao rawr April 14, 2009

Skiarrhea

Pronounced similarly to Diarrhea, the Skiarrhea is a move only few can pull off.

Whilst skiing with an upset stomach, one must start by "dropping trou". Keep in mind you would still be moving at this point. You then spread your skis apart and lower your ass cheeks close to the snow. Hover your ass cheeks close to the snow and let the shit fly. If done correctly, you should leave a nice brown streak on the ski run you are performing on.

Also keep in mind:
1) The Skiarrhea is even more fun if trou is dropped RIGHT in front of someone
2) The runnier the shit is, the more awesome the streak will be.

DUDE You totally left a fat Skiarrhea streak in front of that guy!

Damn dude what did you eat? You owned that guy with your Skiarrhea

by Sinful_Smoke February 11, 2009

shiarrhea

When stupid people won't stop talking about Shia LaBeouf they are said to have shiarrhea.

Airhead 1: OMG! Shia is sooo hawwwwt in Transformers!

Airhead 2: I knoooowww rigghhhtttt?

Me: Mmm yeah we need to get you some pepto airhead #1. You've totally got shiarrhea.

*Airhead 2 points and laughs*

*Airhead 1 turns red*

by lilwangster July 9, 2011